Sometimes, like it or not, the satirical website known as The Onion makes fun of the things that you love. And we get it; cars, evidently, are great fodder for jokes. The internet’s favorite satire site has produced some noteworthy work on the automobile, although admittedly, it can be hard to laugh when they do things like a mashup of a 14-wheeled “Chevrolet” SUV and the front end of a Porsche Macan–looking vehicle (we took the Macan part personally, because, well, we’re Car and Driver).
With April 1 in mind, there’s no better time to go back to some of our favorite headlines and stories from The Onion and share them with you.
The oldest daily driver in every parking lot is a ’93 Camry.
Try not to shed a tear when you say bye to your driving buddy.
We didn’t say it, they did.
Forget driving a car off a dealership lot – driving it off a cliff is what can really do the resale value in.
What a jerk move!
You might be a good driver, but it’s those other people who might be questionable on the road.
You ever been hit with that razzle-dazzle?
Would we have to get pilot’s licenses to test flying cars?
We’re still waiting for a concept car to have doors that fold down like an airport ramp.
You can blame your car not working on the solidarity.